Bathing Suits, really?

A few days ago I was meandoring around Target and realized they've brought their bathing suits out. Are you kidding? IT'S JANUARY! I understand it gets warmer earlier in the year here than other places, but come on.

I look at myself in the mirror and can't even imagine wearing a bathing suit any time soon. Not only are my thighs and arms not lookng the way I want them, but, hello pasty skin. I honestly think I am whiter than I was in Ohio.